They say we overthink things...

The key to having a successful relationship is being yourself, at least that’s what I hear.

Well would that mean you’re emotionally unstable? Because you’re indifferent/upset/grouchy one moment then playful/loving/funny the next. Or possibly you’re just reserved and only show your true self to certain people. Or could it be that you’re simply embarrassed at the idea of an “us”.

No that’s just silly it couldn’t be that. You’re probably just confused about the situation and don’t know whether to make heads or tails of it. Or maybe this is all a game designed to confuse me into playing whatever role you want me to play. No no that would be cynical and you don’t come off as cynical. Yet, you aren’t stupid either. So that means the only other logical explanation is that you’re just having a good time and seeing where things go and taking it moment by moment…

Yea…not buying that.

I’m not that witty or clever so you should stop beating around the bush and make a move, otherwise I’ll have to forfeit the match.