I'm Clearly a Microwave Girl

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Today my mom said we need to go to the market place to get some seasoning. So I’m thinking OK she’s going to grab a few spices. We get there, and she starts picking vegetables, so my first thought is Darnit mom, we’re on a mission! We came here for one thing only, stop deviating from the plan! After a while I see she gets on line to pay, and I think man she’s getting old, already forgot what she came here for. So I gave her a friendly reminder that she still hasn’t gotten the seasoning, and she looks at me puzzled and says..

Mom: “Honey this IS the seasoning…got my peppers, tomatoes, the greens, what did you think I was getting?”

Me: Like, powder…you know Adobo, or Sopita -_-

She busted out laughing, and gave me a genuine look of pity…

I need to learn how to cook ASAP!