*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me