Inevitable Failure

When talking to those I want to impress I get nervous and end up stumbling over my words. Not only do I look like I learned english yesterday but then I seem immature because I’m just saying whatever comes to mind. It ALWAYS happens.

Then the people I don’t particularly want to impress, I’m able to speak to like the college student I am. Not only that, I can even manage to be witty and funny.

O the irony.