CLOSE THE FLIPPIN DOOR!

For the last month I’ve been telling my parents NOT to leave the back door open. I understand that it’s hot but there are 6 windows in the front of the house alone, and the front door has a screen door. There’s no need to open the back door and let every insect in the damn house. Every day I come into my room and kill a beetle, mosquito, or moth. And right now before I go to sleep I have the joy of finding a flippin’ daddy long legs just chillin’ in my room.

I tell my dad to kill it and what does he say??? “o that’s nothing you need those in the house, they help kill all the other insects.”

Really…really?! If you closed the darn door we wouldn’t have other insects for it to kill. And noone likes some creature crawling on their face while they sleep!

It’s a simple request….close the flippin’ door! …I threatened them the other day.

I told them the next time I have to kill an insect I’m placing it’s dead body on their pillows as a reminder of why the door should be closed. Apparently they thought I was joking. But it JUST GOT SERIOUS! Let the torture begin. I will not be ignored people.