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Me at the greeter’s desk at the NYU bookstore.

Tourist: Hi I’m looking for NYU. Can you direct me there please?

Me: You’re in it.

Tourist: O ok well can you direct me to the main building then?

Me: Our school doesn’t have a main building, do you need anything specific?

Tourist: Well just general information.

Me: Alright so the welcome center seems like a good place. (I give them directions there)

Tourist: Great now can you tell me how to get to Greenwich Village from here?

Me: You’re in it.

And the conversation repeats with the only difference being directions to SOHO or Union Square.

We don’t have an actual campus people. As the tour guides say “the city is our campus” lol