You calling me fat?!
So I’m hanging out in the kitchen with my mother. I’m washing the dishes and she’s frying some plantains…naturally.
Then she starts dancing by herself and says “we look exactly alike”
I just laugh it off and agree.
Then she says “but you have to lose your love handles and that little pouch of fat you got there, then we will look identical!”
I laughed so hard for like 3 minutes straight, I’m surprised I didn’t start tearing.
My mom is too funny.