SHAWN: You know, he used to tell me how wonderful you were. But guys always say great things about their girlfriends until they break up, and that’s when the truth comes out. You know, I’ve waited fifteen years to find out what he really thinks about you. Do you wanna know what he thinks about you, now that you’ve broken up?
TOPANGA: Shawn, I don’t want to talk about that! You know, I just came here to tell you that YOU are an unappreciative little jerk. And if you’re so uncomfortable around me that we can’t be friends now that I’m not seeing Cory, then maybe we were never friends at all. And I want you to tell me that to my face.
SHAWN: Now that you’ve broken up, he still tells me how wonderful you are. He’s completely broken-hearted over what he’s lost.
TOPANGA: So am I.
SHAWN: Cory’s my best friend, but I want to tell you to your face that if I knew that you and I weren’t friends anymore… it’d break my heart too.
TOPANGA: You want soup?
SHAWN: Will you feed it to me?